Love is a dangerous game
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Alfred hitman! Jones x England
Book 1
*From Arthur's pov*
Arthur Kirkland was a normal guy, had a cat, a nice job. That is until he runs into the face of trouble better known as Alfred Jones; a professional hitman. He does expect for them to fall for each other but that's exactly what happens... It's just not going to be easy for those who are jealous of them.
Note: old and horribly written :'-)
(Summed up XD ⬇)
A story in which a English gentleman falls in love with a psychotic freelance hitman named Jones
(Cover by me :3)
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