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Tourist Trap

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Reads 143,445
Votes 3,681
Parts 43
Time 10h 10m

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[A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY] Okay, so Dr. Octavius is a kooky but lovable mad scientist.  You'd really like him if you ever met him.  But one day he disappears through a secret door into another world.  His niece Sarah and his lab assistant Zeke set out to find him and end up in Quartzwater City, a bizarre land filled with talking animals, mythical creatures, bloodsucking plants, and the strongest alcoholic beverages ever concocted.  They enlist the aid of local private eye Maximillian J. Toad, who might be incompetent at his job and also might possibly have a serious drinking problem.  Oh yeah, some freaky dude with razor-sharp teeth who hates outsiders is after them as well.   This outrageous fantasy comedy adventure features chills, thrills, and, of course, forbidden monkey love.All Rights Reserved

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