Things weren't going according to plan for Robinson and quite unexpectedly he finds himself working on a cruise ship.
He initially experiences a life of strict time schedules, confined accommodation and oppressive traditions. This isn't help by the fact that he has to work every waking hour - or so it would seem.
Part autobiographical, part travelogue, this is one man's account of cruise ship life from the perspective of a crewmember. It is a tale of weird parties, gun-wielding maniacs, multiple deaths, sex games and a whole lot more - could this just possibly be Robinson's perfect job?
This quirky, funny and often moving account reveals that sometimes a lifeline can come from the most unexpected place.