Tamara N. Dizzle is just your average best-looking girl on the entire planet. However, her diamond-studded world is flipped upside-down when her limousine runs into Brody, the brooding bad boy who lives next door and totally isn't a vampire! After he makes several life threats, the two polar opposites share a passionate kiss... and Tamara starts to view her privately-funded school with five hot tubs a little differently. Where did all of the town's excessive wealth come from? Why are her classmates oozing drama from every orifice, and could Brody secretly be... a VAMPIRE?!?! You'll have to read this 100% legitimate story and find out! Only a 90% chance of clawing your eyeballs into mush within their own sockets, guaranteed!