Various male x male reader

Boys out there who are like me and are always looking to get their gay on, this shit is for you! (Also girls with male O.Cs I guess)
I will ship you with ANYONE! Video games characters, anime characters, singer, actor, trees!
Wanna top? REQUEST IT!!!
Wanna bottom? REQUEST IT!!!
Smut, fluff, lime lemon? REQUEST IT!!!
I have no limits! I'll write fucking anything! My language is about as clean as a dog's ass so please don't read if you're actually young. (Like, wait until your 16 at least to be a pervert like moi)
Lied just a bit up there, I will NOT write animals x human. Request one of those I'll change it to for example Human! Freddy Fazbear so you can still get your Fanboy on!
Stories don't all need to be one shots, I'm fine with parts if you like a one shot enough, fuck if one's popular I'll write a separate story for it!
If you actually made it to the bottom of my long fucking description, good for you *Internet highfive!* I just need to clarify, I own nothing but the story which is really credited to the requester. All art belongs to the amazing artist who drew it along with music (I know you're a fucking God zerochan artists, no human can draw so fucking flawlessly Also no matter what I say NEVER take my SHIT SERIOUSLY. Enjoy~ (Read the last sentence, all uppercase words together reads "Never shit seriously" HAHA! God, I need help...) Also heads up I can get side tracked in end Author Notes