Rants (like you haven't heard that a million times before)

Hi, I have made this book because I don't always have someone to vent to. And who better to vent to then a book. And people, but people scare me. That's why I do it online, people can't see you. This isn't even about the book any more. If you had the patience to read this far I applaud you. *claps loudly and annoyingly(is that even a word)*