Mornings
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Ongoing, First published Sep 09, 2016
I don't much care for mornings. Mornings I think exist only to remind me of how comfy my bed really is and how much I miss it. Why does it take so long to wake up once you get out of bed and it only takes a few minutes to fall asleep? I am convinced humans evolved from sloths. I can sleep all night and all day on my off days and just the thought of getting up early makes me violently ill. If I become president I will start a campaign to do away with mornings . 
I'm also tired of bumping into things in the house once I get up. Just staying in bed could save your bones from potentially breaking. I can't even hit the target with my spoon when I'm eating cereal in the morning ( I must have an eating problem) or maybe I'm just allergic to mornings. 
I don't care for mornings at all.
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