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Harold and Kumar (New Girl Fanfic)

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Story about Cece and Schmidt from New Girl cuz we all know they're the better couple and there is very little fanfic about them. Or the show, writers, what the heck man the show is great. 
 
 Ever since Jess, along with that beautiful caramel skin Indian goddess she calls best friend, came into Schmidt's life he has been finding different ways of showing Cece he likes her. But Schmidt is no regular man, he's a complete douche, and he is also a man so he has no idea how to express his feelings.  Schmidt may be a douche, but he is a determined man who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, with the help of the best wingman that's ever wung, Nick Miller, and Winston Bishop, aka Winnie the bish, aka Black Lighting, aka akaka Prank Sinatra, he's not going to fail. Or is he? 

 The question is, does that caramel Indian goddess like the arrogant douche? 

 Prepare your chicken dance cuz this story is gonna be great, hopefully. I really, really hope it's great.All Rights Reserved

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