Special Agent Weasley | A Scorbus Fanfic

Rose is one of those people who knows everything about everyone. That rumor about Alisa Prewitt sleeping with half the Slytherins? You know, the one that was confirmed when she got flowers from all of them on Valentine's Day? Rose knew about that in December. Alfie Davies enchanting all of Madam Hooch's extra brooms so that everyone who would used them would be thrown off, but got in trouble before anyone could get hurt because of an anonymous tip to Madam Hooch? Puh-lease. The anonymous tip was from Rose. But Rose didn't thinks she would have to use her stalking-no, Rose didn't like that word-observing skills on her friends. She thought Albus and Scorpius would have told her they were dating! Okay, so maybe she wasn't entirely sure they were together, but she had a lot of proof, and she frequently teased Al and Scorp with it. So when Rose's two best friends get sick of her constant pestering, they decide to fake a relationship. Only something interesting happens...