My Pathetic Life

"Now I'm here in a hospital bed, reaching the end of my pathetic life, wishing I could go to the beach just one last time."

Jennette Woden was never one for surprises.

So finding out that she's on the brink of death? Not only is it one of the only surprises of her life...it's also the biggest.

Unfortunately...being confined to a hospital bed until she takes her last breath, isn't such a fun surprise.

She does her best to make her final moments the best...but being on your deathbed doesn't give you as much enthusiasm as one might think.

But enough about that, she thinks people don't care about her?

Everyone who went to the funeral, her little brother, her parents? I'll tell you all about how they're coping with her death.

And I can tell you...it's not pretty.