101 Steps to Making a Best Friend

We all need friends and there is no doubt in that. Whether they be for stealing food, or just being there to talk to, we all need them. I'm sure everyone has, or at least had, a friend before. There are many different kind of friends to hang out with, funny ones, crazy ones, serious ones- you get the picture. So we all have them, right?
Now here is a question that will really get your mind working, do you have a best friend? See best friends aren't just normal, everyday friends that stick to the crowd and are just your friends for food. They are loyal, kind, caring, and even loving. They stick to you like glue that has no solution to getting a non-stick. They listen to you, share with you, play with you, and are just there for you.
The questions that I really want to ask are:
How come there is no manual or guide to getting a best friend? How are people going to know who they should make their best friend? How do you even make them a best friend? How do you even find a person that would be willing to be your best friend?
I thought about it heaps and I kept waiting, and waiting for someone to write a guide. You know what happened though? No one made a guide-there was no guide!
That is when I made a decision, a decision that would change the lack of best friend making knowledge for the better. My decision was that if no one would write a book on how to make a best friend then I would do it myself!
So welcome my readers to my 101 Steps to Making a Best Friend.

*Unedited and full of grammatical errors.