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deathwithdes
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  • Reads 36,860
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  • Parts 16
  • Time 16m
deathwithdes
Ongoing, First published Sep 11, 2016
5sosdaddyfunnyjokeslukehemmings
* lemmo has started a chat *

Lemmo: Heyyyy Eve 

Eevee09: what Luke 

Lemmo: wanna be my girlfrien?

Eevee09: you mean girlfriend? 

Lemmo: what?

Eevee09: you forgot the d

Lemmo: don't worry about the D baby...

Lemmo: you'll get that later..

*Eevee09 has left the chat*
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