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Jokes | l.h

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Parts 16
Time 16m

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* lemmo has started a chat *

Lemmo: Heyyyy Eve 

Eevee09: what Luke 

Lemmo: wanna be my girlfrien?

Eevee09: you mean girlfriend? 

Lemmo: what?

Eevee09: you forgot the d

Lemmo: don't worry about the D baby...

Lemmo: you'll get that later..

*Eevee09 has left the chat*All Rights Reserved

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Imagine | Hemmings by paulwinna

Complete Luke Hemmings Imagines. :) (I wrote these a couple years ago so there's a lot of mistakes and cringe to em but if you're still about it, then continue on.)

YOU COMPLETE MEss || Luke Hemmings by LUKYLIKESTOPARTY

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FXCK Buddies // Hoodings by AusllyMonkey

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Text Message. •5SOS• by amberdenys

It all started with adding a wrong number... M: WHY DOESN'T HE REACT? M: LUKEEEEEE M: COME ON BUDDY K: who's Luke? M: WAIT WHAT M: U AREN'T LUKE C: MICHAEL!! YOU'VE ADDED THE WRONG NUMBER AGAIN!!! K: What? Who are you? I'm going to warn you beforehand: this is my worst story ever. It's so bad you'll laugh your ass off about the clichés.

Petals and Thorns / l.h ✔️ by nessathebutthole

"Are you trouble, Juno?" "For you? Yes, if you keep being a douchebag."

groupie // lrh by indigowindows

"you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend luke" "i'm not his girlfriend" "oh" "we just fuck. i guess i'm some kind of groupie" slow burner

Dear Everyone; L.h by lonelygoon

{Dear daddy 2} "Who even are you anymore, Luke?" "I don't know" Copyright @FingerMeCal 2016-2017 Trigger warning (Edited in 2019)

Bad Boy [ l.r.h ] by savvy_coker

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"I give it a week." "A week for what?" "Until you call me daddy."

5SOS Kidfics/Preferences by tpwkxhoran

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Imagine | Hemmings cover

YOU COMPLETE MEss || Luke Hemmings cover

FXCK Buddies // Hoodings cover

Text Message. •5SOS• cover

Petals and Thorns / l.h ✔️ cover

groupie // lrh cover

Dear Everyone; L.h cover

Bad Boy [ l.r.h ] cover

𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 ✰ 𝐥.𝐫.𝐡. cover

5SOS Kidfics/Preferences cover

Imagine | Hemmings

Complete Luke Hemmings Imagines. :) (I wrote these a couple years ago so there's a lot of mistakes and cringe to em but if you're still about it, then continue on.)