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First Things First

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Piper Winchester felt like a fish out of water--the pathetic kind that would just flop around with a gaping mouth before it couldn't breathe and died on the spot.

Bryce Winters hated school. Hated as in he wanted to set every algebra textbook ever created on fire.

The no longer new girl and the friendless football player may have more in common than they thought--a love for horrible jokes that helps alleviate the tension from the first day and remind them that it's not all about the worrying. First things first.

"What do you think about math? You know, I have a great range of jokes."

"Well, it's right in my domain."All Rights Reserved

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One Tough Cookie [COMPLETED ✔] by ajuren

"Parker, what have I done to deserve this?, infact, I don't care what it is, I'm sorry. Please just go" "What do you mean?" he looked confused ............ "Relax Amy, we just want to be friends" Ben said "Why?, we've been in this school for more than two years, why do you want to be friends now?, expecially when its our last year here" ************ Amy Monroe is just another high school student, she doesn't like drama, extra attention or tiring situations. She only has two friends and has no intension of changing that, So what happens? when two new characters walk into her life claiming they want to be 'friends', And what if? one of those characters has an hidden agenda, and that hidden agenda is love? This is a short book about friendship, love and friendzones. There will be sparks, stupidity, oblivion, little clichés and if we're lucky, we might also find love somewhere in the mix, So give it a try and have a little laugh. WARNING: ■ this book has not been edited, there are probably alot of grammatical errors or spelling mistakes ■ there's also a little bit of cussing in this book, so readers discretion is advised [hehe always wanted to say that] Anyways, hope you all enjoy the book, thanks✌

Wanderlust & Twirls by agworthy16

She's a math teacher with a knack for tripping over her own feet. He's a quiet wanderer trying to heal a broken past. When their worlds collide, will love add up-or subtract everything they thought they knew? Harper thought she had life all figured out-until a disastrous date and a chance encounter with a handsome stranger flip her world upside down. Awkward, quirky, and armed with unintentional puns, Harper is trying to move on from rejection. Sam has always sought solace in the outdoors, where the mountains don't ask for vulnerability. But Harper, with her clumsy charm and those captivating green eyes, might just be the one to draw him out of his shell. Between nature hikes, tangled feelings, and a pull neither of them can ignore, Harper and Sam must navigate the delicate balance between heartbreak and hope. Sometimes, the best adventures start with a stumble.

fateful [Completely Dead] by GatekeeperKeep

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My "little" secret is out. (COMPLETED!) by kittyloveme12

Julia was a feisty girl, with a big attitude. She hated rumors, gossipers, people that bragged and specially cheerleaders. Don't get me started on sport. So realise her anger when Hunter James, the football captain and popular guy in school, dared to touch her food. That's right, her food. No one touches her food, and no one gets away with it. Hunter on the other hand did it on purpose. He had known Julia for a long time, ever since he was nine to be exact, and she always made him wonder. Why did she have that personality? Being dared by your friends to find out the Bitch of the school's little secret, well, that was a bad (but good) mistake. Even more...what was Hunter's secret? Cover design assisted by Microsoft Copilot (AI)

The Mascot | ✓ by stillclo

As I was gathering the pieces of the mascot costume, I noticed that someone was right behind me watching. I turned around to face the person and it was one of the basketball players, the number fourteen on his jersey. My eyes widened. "I didn't know the mascot was a girl," He began, his gaze blazing into me. "Or pretty." My cheeks flushed scarlet. __________ Cambria Mayes Bri, as what the people closest to her calls, prefers to blend in the crowd. She's a shy, but sarcastic girl. So when she gets roped into being the school mascot for a night, she never thought that she would capture the attention of the school's golden boy. Devaun Dyer-Rubes Dev is one of the basketball players. He's a well-known and a pretty nice guy making him the golden boy of Stonewall High. Walking to the locker room, he didn't expect a girl coming out of the school's mascot costume. And at first sight, he was quite enamored.

Tutoring My Ex by Zanzan112

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Secrets keeper by SnowWhite1309

Gawking two guys in a hot-blown make-out session in the mathematical section of the library was not what I expected my first day after Winter breaks to be like. And didn't realize that seeing them was about to change my whole high school experience... Lillian Smith, the shy, quiet, nerdy girl, gets transferred to the most prestigious high school in her town, West Hills High, on a scholarship in her junior year. She spends half of her year hiding from the rich kids at her school to prevent any trouble. But one accidental encounter at the library with the popular bad boy of her high school changes things for her. One little secret leads to another until Lillian gets stuck with the secrets of the popular group, The Clichés. The burden of the secrets becomes heavy, and Lillian doesn't know what to do with them anymore. ~•~•~•~•~•~ "What's your name?" "Lillian... Lillian Smith." "Okay, Lillian, so this is what going to happen next." He crossed his arms. "I'm going to let you go and you-" he held his finger at me, "- will tell no one about this." I bobbed my head. "And if I hear even a single word uttering from your mouth about us..." He gestured between him and Toby. "I will-" "- Kill you." I finished for him and give him a thumbs up. "Got it." "Then it's settled!" Toby announced, clasping his hands and beamed. "It's going to be our little secret." ~•~•~•~•~•~ FEATURED ON: @Romance (Young Adult) @TeenFiction (Head Over Heals) @Humor (Isn't it romantically funny?) @YA (Clueless) HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 Teen, Rich Kids, Secret affair, Nerd, Playboy #3 Young adult, Humor [Words count: 200,000 - 250,000] **Book Cover and Trailer made by me**

Better Off by cammie_grace

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Violet's Delight by lyazar

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

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One Tough Cookie [COMPLETED ✔]

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