First Things First
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  • Reads 5,464
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  • Parts 8
  • Time 26m
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Complete, First published Sep 11, 2016
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Piper Winchester felt like a fish out of water--the pathetic kind that would just flop around with a gaping mouth before it couldn't breathe and died on the spot.

Bryce Winters hated school. Hated as in he wanted to set every algebra textbook ever created on fire.

The no longer new girl and the friendless football player may have more in common than they thought--a love for horrible jokes that helps alleviate the tension from the first day and remind them that it's not all about the worrying. First things first.

"What do you think about math? You know, I have a great range of jokes."

"Well, it's right in my domain."
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