Mickey & Minnie Mouse- {e.d.}

Mickey: what would you do if I was someone else?

Minnie: well that depends..

Mickey: on?

Minnie: if you a stalker, a psycho clown, crazy doctor or that sort of thing- I would beat yo ass up, ya hear me?

Mickey: I'm none of the above haha but what if I was someone famous?

Minnie: I'd probably go hide in a whole with ma popcorn and never come back out

Mickey: why? haha

Minnie: I sent you the fucking ugliest snapchats ever and you just there asking why?

Mickey: you love me

Minnie: maybeee