Fan fuck
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Last published Thu, Apr 20, 2017
DISCLAIMER
ANY SIMILARITIES TO CHARACTERS IN HERE TO CHARACTERS OF NOT HERE IS PURELY INCIDENTAL.
This has nothing to do with fans nor does it have anything to do with fucking. but I will say that there is an overwhelming amount of electrical fans and also, if i know anything about my writing style, probably also the use of the word "Fuck."
So why pick the name "Fan fuck?"
In all honesty my friend made a typo while messaging me one day and because my sense of humour is acute to that of a 12 year old I found it funny enough to name my first book after.
As you can probably guess from this description so far, this story has nothing to do with the two underwear models on the cover either. I just came across it and found it hilarious because of how petrified and confused they looked while taking the photo and how they're seemingly attempting to make eye contact with you through a screen.
This story IS about a moody teenage girl and the way she struggles through life with her boy troubles weighing down on her like a rather heavy set of weights would on a scrawny teen boy with everything to prove and nothing to lose.
This has the eventual promise of vampires and werewolfs and all that other YA romance novel bullshit, but the thing that this story really has going for it, is the approval of my mum.
Enjoy
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