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Terminé lun., sept. 25, 20172h 41m
❝HELP HELP HELLLP!❞
❝Hello, this is the Fine Apple market, and no, we are not an Apple knockoff store; how may I help you?❞
❝Well, someone just stole my phone.❞
❝Sorry, what?❞
❝You asked how you could help me.❞
❝...Oh.❞
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in which a jittery workaholic who realizes she needs help and an antisocial beach bum who doesn't realize he needs help both find help.
short story #22
copyright © 2016 by rosecoloredsoul. all rights reserved.
cover by @robinwithouthoodie
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