HOW TO BE KING/QUEEN/CUSTOM MONARCH OF INSTAGRAM By Your Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

DISCLAIMER: If you're reading this because you ACTUALLY WANT TO BE THE KING OF INSTAGRAM, I need to tell you a couple of things. 1) Get a bloody life you've got better things to do than take selfies all day every day and 2) piss off and go somewhere else, this book is just a piss-take of what we call life.

That said, I welcome you Gs and G-ettes (it's 2016, can't just have the male form of G, gotta have the female form as well. I'm not sure about the other 198 genders, though, I mean a 'G-other' doesn't really work....) to my brand new book on how to be King/Queen/Custom Monarch (come on boiiis, I don't have to explain that we're all inclusive here on Wattpad, so if you don't want to be a boy or girl, it's okay) of Instagram.