A "Just Not Cut Out for Torture" Story. Sirius Black died when he fell through the Veil at the Battle of the Department of Mysteries. Or did he? And, if didn't, who is *really* Master of the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black? Side story / Backstory / related one-shot to Just Not Cut Out for Torture and Constant Vigilance! This was written to address the issue created in my last JNCOFT one-shot (Constant Vigilance!) - namely, that by bringing Sirius back from the dead, I negated the ending of JNCOFT (where Harry and Draco inherit the Black House and estate). So. This is the fix.