Randomly Random Book Of Randomness
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Last published Wed, Dec 28, 2016
YES! I CHANGED THE DESCRIPTION. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? COOL ;).
Vanilla: *clears throat* "Ahem, Good morning, noon, evening or night to you all. Today I present to the book of all books. The legend of all legends. The favourite book of all favourites. The....."
People behind the screen: "Just shut up already."
Vanilla: "What do mean shut up? This IS MY book. Ugh. Anyways, today we have this creativity of a book called (you can read the title). This book hold a history of a teen girl that is random and weird. BUT I MUST WARN YOU. This book is dangerous, it will take you to another world. Full of cinnamon rolls, pizzas, not-so-cute-in-other-words-ugly drawings and of course we can't forget the main source of life in this book: POOP EMOJIS. You guys are just blessed. Read on. May the Randomness be in your favour. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
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°°°Ever Thought Of Meeting A Favorite Fantasy You Love?°°° °°°Imma Take That As A Yes°°° * * * | Here is a book based on a true story[To make it sound awesome]that a youthful girl and her young trustworthy friend, found a portal [just cause] ...that can take them to a world that we all thought didn't exist[Oh! Like Undertale!] SHUT UP OTHER VOICE! | | As they have amazing, dangerous adventures- [They get a slap in the face by a woman telling them they have to leave] ...*groan* | Of course the two will fought back but that is not an easy job to do | [ Who knows they die or live, but there is a line between a butt crack. The small chosen chick was able to see her character that she created! Like, how cool is that! ] | Are you fill with Curiosity? Then read the book of Truthfulness | [ Is "Truthfulness" even a word? ] |Yes indeed! | [ But-] | Shut it! Start the book! | ----------- ¤By Novia Blouse ¤Dad Permission ¤Leave rude comments and I will delete them ¤Don't worry, I'm friendly! Im never mean to my cookiez even if their rude or not! ¤ The book cover does not belong to me!! Belongs to the right owner!!! ¤But the plot and Novia are mine! §Bye bai!§
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