Randomly Random Book Of Randomness
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YES! I CHANGED THE DESCRIPTION. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? COOL ;).
Vanilla: *clears throat* "Ahem, Good morning, noon, evening or night to you all. Today I present to the book of all books. The legend of all legends. The favourite book of all favourites. The....."
People behind the screen: "Just shut up already."
Vanilla: "What do mean shut up? This IS MY book. Ugh. Anyways, today we have this creativity of a book called (you can read the title). This book hold a history of a teen girl that is random and weird. BUT I MUST WARN YOU. This book is dangerous, it will take you to another world. Full of cinnamon rolls, pizzas, not-so-cute-in-other-words-ugly drawings and of course we can't forget the main source of life in this book: POOP EMOJIS. You guys are just blessed. Read on. May the Randomness be in your favour. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
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