The Crack Fic//CrankThatFrank
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Last published Mon, Sep 12, 2016
This is the fic that Frank described in his latest video. It's really good.
Here's the summary he provided:
Brendon Urie liquefies emo remains through forehead sweat, drops it in a test tube and then put it in a syringe, dipping the syringe in milk, Frank then shoots it into his veins as emo crack. After, he encounters Gerard Way and Tyler Joseph making out in an alleyway. "Please, get MCR back together," Tyler says. "How could I resist you Tyler?" Gerard returns. Then Josh Dun comes and says, "Hey, back away from my boyfriend Gerard," and then shoves a drumstick down his own throat to prove that he has no gag reflex. This aroused Gerard instead of intimidating him then. Then they had an emo threesome in the alley way. Then Frank woke up because it was a dream because he was on emo crack.
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