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phoneo and juliet [ a dialogue story ]
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"This is Julio's pizzeria, what would you like to order?"
"Hi, could I have a large pepperoni pizza with a double chocolate mocha delivered to 76 Maple Avenue?"
"That will be 13.50. Anything else?"
"Not really."
"Your order will be ready in 20 minutes. Thank you for calling."
"No problemo, love ya."
"Love you too."
"..."
"..."
"Did you just --"
"Don't expect any discount on your pizza just because I expressed my undying love for you."
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