The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life
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As we all know from Messed Up Life I am Socially Awkward and trying to get through Middle School with...
A low profile
SENPAI never noticing me
Good grades
But of course, it's me. Typical old Lynda who no stop gets called Luke. So watch as I flop and fail and be known as The Girl Who Literally Failed At Life.
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