(Holtzbert!) Get This Zucchini Off My Porch

Holtzmann had a lot of knowledge stored in her head, but there were only two facts currently on her mind. The first fact being that she liked Dr. Erin Gilbert a lot, and the second, that National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day was tomorrow.

At first glance, the two pieces of information may seem unrelated, but Holtzmann knew that she would have to find some way to get Erin's attention, even more than usual. Her go-to dance moves and winks didn't seem to be doing the trick anymore. She loved to see Erin smile and laugh and get flustered and do the cute little lip biting thing she did when she was trying not to laugh... Holtzmann had it bad.

Anyway, she was positive that the prank she had planned would be legendary.