LAB STUFF WITH HPA!!

HI,IM WOOF.SORRY,THAT WAS ME.NOT MY DOG.I DON'T HAVE A DOG.I USED TO HAVE 6 DOGS.THEY ALL DIED.SO SAD.THE FIRST GOT HIT BY A CAR.HIS NAME WAS GRIZZLY.THE SECOND CHOKED ON A FENCE WITH WIRE.HIS NAME WAS SNAPPERS.OR WAS IT A HER?I DON'T KNOW.ANYWAY,THE THIRD WAS CRUSHED BY A TRUCK.HIS NAME WAS ODIE.IT WAS A PUPPY TOO.SO SAD.THE FOURTH ONE DIED OF SICKNESS.MY FAVOURITE.HIS NAME WAS RUFUS OR RUFOS?OR ROOFUS?I DON'T KNOW.THE FIFTH DIED OF SICKNESS ALSO.HIS NAME WAS ZORRO.HE WOULD ALWAYS ESCAPE AND WALK TO THE GROCERY.WE GAVE AWAY THE SIXTH BEFORE HE DIED.HIS NAME WAS TIGER.HE'S GONE NOW.THAT'S IT.SO SAD.OH YEAH,THE BOOK.IT'S A LAB BOOK.THE TRUEST,LOGICAL AND SMARTEST THINGS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS IN IT.SO BEWARE!!