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. . . [Highest rank :- #8 in hotlist as of 19-01-2018] [ Featured in the wattpad block party 2017 - winter edition] [ First place winner of the Fiction Awards 2018 ] [ Sub Genres : spiritual, romance, action, mystery/thriller and humour ] . . . ❝ "the stars, the moon, the sun, they don't change. why is it that we do?" "do the stars, the moon, the sun, live in us?" "no, they don't." "however, there are some people who they choose to live in. because they're just too miraculous. and it's those people who don't change." "do you know of any such people?" "didn't know until now. but i found one. and i'm willing to be her dark sky." ❞ . . . Afra Aazeen wishes to get her name enrolled in the Scientific Technology Valley, Dhahran which happens to be one of the leading aeronautical universities of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Her dreams require more than just her abilities to stand up against the society's barren and narrow minds. It gets even more challenging when her parents are Christians and she is a revert, trying to hold onto her new faith while adjusting her lifestyle according to the new principles. Just like any hurdle that pops up without a prior warning, her life takes a twist for the worst. Leaving her hanging at a cliff with obstacles worser than death itself.

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"Just go away, you know that I don't like your touch. Then why are you here? You think you're his mumma? No, he will for sure forgot you when he will grown up." His eyes blazing full of anger as he spoke these words. "I'm not his mother?" her voice cracked as she asked. "No, you know who is her mother. She was only the one, love of my life. I don't know why are you still here, may be all you want me to touch your bod--" "No, don't you dare. I never wanted anything from you except him. I'm leaving okay? Allah hafiz." she cut off, she was crying. And when he realised his mistake, it was too late. "Abbu, I want mumma." his son says, sobbingly. "I promise, she will be here. Okay? Stop crying my baby." He says, hugging his son with full of tears. Zehna Khan, she is independent woman. Strongly believe in Allah..she gets happy with little things!! Arhaan Ahmed, his wife passed away leaving Sign of their love, their baby boy. Arhaan can do anything for his baby, and for his happiness he got married to Zehna. But he failed to give her happiness and love she deserves as a wife. ALHUMDULILLAH ||• #1 ALLAH 17/05/2020•|| { MORE THAN 30 TIMES} ||• #3 MUSLIM 23/05/2020•|| ||• #1 HALAL 06/06/2020•|| { 8 TIMES} || • #1 MUSLIMAH 21/08/2020•|| || • #2 DESI 04/09/2020 •|| || • #1 DESI 06/09/2020 • ||

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. . . [Highest rank :- #8 in hotlist as of 19-01-2018] [ Featured in the wattpad block party 2017 - winter edition] [ First place winner of the Fiction Awards 2018 ] [ Sub Genres : spiritual, romance, action, mystery/thriller and humour ] . . . ❝ "the stars, the moon, the sun, they don't change. why is it that we do?" "do the stars, the moon, the sun, live in us?" "no, they don't." "however, there are some people who they choose to live in. because they're just too miraculous. and it's those people who don't change." "do you know of any such people?" "didn't know until now. but i found one. and i'm willing to be her dark sky." ❞ . . . Afra Aazeen wishes to get her name enrolled in the Scientific Technology Valley, Dhahran which happens to be one of the leading aeronautical universities of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Her dreams require more than just her abilities to stand up against the society's barren and narrow minds. It gets even more challenging when her parents are Christians and she is a revert, trying to hold onto her new faith while adjusting her lifestyle according to the new principles. Just like any hurdle that pops up without a prior warning, her life takes a twist for the worst. Leaving her hanging at a cliff with obstacles worser than death itself.

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