Hello whoever has the time to read this shitty fanfiction, seriously, what are you doing? This is my first time making a fanfiction and I'm only doing this because, well, I'm bored and I feel like disappointing my parents. So this fanfic is just gonna be for jokes, if you somehow get off to this fanfic then I don't know what to tell ya other than you need some help. This fanfic is about a man named plebean getting it on with a japanese weeaboo (I'm a straight man yet I ship those two for some reason, I ain't gay) anyways, enjoy this poorly put together fanficAll Rights Reserved