Ways to annoy people
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Last published Tue, Sep 13, 2016
Hate your neighbor? Did a neighbor do something to you? Well you've come to the right place! GET BACK AT THOSE MEAN AND PESKY NEIGHBORS FOR STEALING YOUR COOKIES!!!!!
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