This is not a story about me. Well, maybe it kind of is. This is a story about about two of my good friends. When i used to live in this other world, the world where I was born, they were the best of friends. I am your narrator. Elizabeth Topaz. You all should be very happy i am willing to tell this tale for it is a very good one, but it also has LOTS of my epic fails. Maybe the title of this book should be, "What not to do in front of your crush." Grab a seat, lean against a wall, or get in bed and let this tale begin.