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Screwing up the swine's plans
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Complete, First published Sep 15, 2016
Mature
An insensitive womanizer pictures every girl he comes across as a would-be porn actress eager to satisfy his every need. But the supreme director of everybody's life - maybe Life itself - has different plans for the Swine's next movie and is about to turn a predictable hardcore plot into some serious drama.
 
A short novel in 19 sizzling, superfast acts.
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