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Conga Line of the Dead

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Parts 15
Time 3h 5m

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Peter Worthers has a gift, if you're dumb enough to call it that. He can talk to dead people, but so what? Big deal, just don't mess with him and he won't mess with you. 
But after a lifetime of bachelor 'living' with his ghostly companion Toke, a strange woman arrives on his doorstep wanting his help in saving her sons life from a years old family curse.  Is she really THAT desperate? Guess so, that's what the story says.
Peter and Tokes already strange lives are pulled into an even weirder one with supernatural events that surround the woman and her son, an old haunted mansion, the before-mentioned curse, a conga line of dead people (shocker right?) one too many references to David Duchovny and an unhealthy obsession with Barry Manilow.
Part comedy, part horror and two thirds labor of love, Conga Line of the Dead is the realization of a story too many years in the making. 
Is it THAT epic? Maybe not. Is it THAT entertaining? Why don't you be the judge?All Rights Reserved

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Jack Skellington returns to Gracey Manor

The sequel to "Jack and Sally meets Gomez and Morticia" fan-fiction. One week before Halloween, Jack Skellington could not figure something new to celebrate a holiday in Halloween Town. When Jack, Sally and Zero ventures beyond the Hinterlands on their hike, they discovered a manor that little did they know it was haunted. They meet the kooky couple, Gomez and Morticia Addams. Including the gibbering living being full of hair, Cousin Itt. As the two spooky couples goes around about the Gracey Manor, it was Jack Skellington who noticed something disturbing in the gallery room. The Pumpkin King met the gypsy in the crystal ball, Madame Leota. She told him a way out of the Haunted Mansion. When they faced their darkest fear in room 999, they are freed from the eternal entrapment. The Addams kooky couple are freed as well. The whole Addams family are reunited. And now, a day after Halloween, something bothers Jack Skellington since he came to The Haunted Mansion. The curse of the Gracey Manor is still active. The Pumpkin King cannot let go of how almost a thousand ghosts (999) were stuck in that mansion. Jack believes there's evil phantoms in that manor. By determining to break the Gracey Manor curse, Jack Skellington must encounter the dangerous and the cunning spirits of the Haunted Mansion...