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Conga Line of the Dead

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Peter Worthers has a gift, if you're dumb enough to call it that. He can talk to dead people, but so what? Big deal, just don't mess with him and he won't mess with you. 
But after a lifetime of bachelor 'living' with his ghostly companion Toke, a strange woman arrives on his doorstep wanting his help in saving her sons life from a years old family curse.  Is she really THAT desperate? Guess so, that's what the story says.
Peter and Tokes already strange lives are pulled into an even weirder one with supernatural events that surround the woman and her son, an old haunted mansion, the before-mentioned curse, a conga line of dead people (shocker right?) one too many references to David Duchovny and an unhealthy obsession with Barry Manilow.
Part comedy, part horror and two thirds labor of love, Conga Line of the Dead is the realization of a story too many years in the making. 
Is it THAT epic? Maybe not. Is it THAT entertaining? Why don't you be the judge?All Rights Reserved

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