Arthur Kirkland was completely surprised when the Elders chose him to become the new Queen of Spades. The King, Alfred F. Jones, was overjoyed, and demanded marriage and a coronation to occur as soon as possible. Weeks go into the planning of the perfect party, the perfect wedding. The more time Arthur spends with the obnoxiously loud Spade, the more he realizes he doesn't want to become Queen. Alfred notices something is off with his Queen, so he invites his best friend, the 2 of Diamonds, and his father, The King of Diamonds, to tea - Arthur's favorite drink. The minute Arthur's eyes locked with the fabulously charming Diamond, complete with French-accent and perfectly blonde, silky hair - Arthur is more sure than ever that he didn't want to become the new, Queen of Spades. <^><^><^><^><^><^> Zero: *scrunches nose* FRUK? Viola: Don't worry, Darling. We can write a USUK FanFiction on the side as well. Zero: *frown* But Cardverse is my favorite. Viola: I never said the USUK FanFiction couldn't be Cardverse Zero: *runs around in circles* Yaaaaaaaay!~ England: Honestly, who don't you ship me with? Zero: *stops, and thinks* Belarus. England: *blink, blink* Fair enough. Z & V: Well... Until next time Sweethearts, Zero Nights And with Joyous Memories from, Viola Vargas