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I'm Just A Bat Out Of Hell: A Collection Of 100% True Stories From My Life.

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This is one of my debut works and it's a story-telling autobiography, probably the first of at least four books that I was heavily inspired to write by the works of Corey Taylor. If you haven't read or listened to his books, I highly suggest looking up his three books The Seven Deadly Sins, A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Heaven and You're Making Me Hate You. Disclaimer: All of the stories, rants or views told and or described in this 12 chapter book are 100% true and based off of actual events that have occured in my life. Disclaimer 2: I have since learned very important lessons from all these events and have become cleaned up from heavy drinking and really hard drugs. Please, for the love of fuck. Don't try this at home. Enjoy the read. Rock on.All Rights Reserved

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Throwback Vol. #1 (Violent Faith) by MDStephens

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