People who have used pick up lines for emo trash
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The cover is trash to match who I am.
Trust me. You're gonna like this. Here is what people have private messaged me (or what I've seen in the comments):
One of them got blocked by their crush...
Someone got a date with their crush!
Someone nearly killed their crush because their crush choked after hearing one of the lines..?
Someone got rejected on Valentine's Day... :(
The cover was made from a private message @ToriTheRat sent me.
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