Mimicry 25
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- Parts 5
MatureOngoing1h 15m
Last published Sat, Sep 17, 2016
A moral atheist's guide to surviving a cult.
An impoverished minorities guide to diffusing racial violence.
An art student's guide to not being a barista.
And, how to survive as a man in a woman's world, stage a military coup, get away with murder, compete against trillionaires in a capitalist economy, survive the nuclear apocalypse, live off the land, not get killed by terrorist groups and much much more!
Trigger warning, obviously.
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