I Shit You Not
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Última publicación vie, feb 3, 2017
"Too many freaks, not enough circuses..."
They were both freaks and together, well, they threw one hell of a show.
So what happens when Mrs. Sarcasm meets Mr. Sarcasm?
Something epic.
I shit you not.
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