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Ballòn d'Or gala, Zurich January 11th 2015

So here we are, in a hotel room in Zurich with a cursing Lionel Messi unable to tie his shirt.
"Oh fuck it!" mumbled under his breath before storming out of his room and walking down the corridor in lockstep till the room next to his one.
In a rush of conscience he almost realized the immense bullshit he was going to do (because, come on, there could always be a crazy fangirl inside) but, once again, he whisper a "fuck it" to himself and knocked at the door.All Rights Reserved

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Happy Tree Friends oneshots/headcannons by KnorkTheFourth

So Happy Tree Friends (or Htf) is a cartoon show that is NOT made for kids (should take my own advise). It has lots of blood and body parts through out the show. It's characters are very unique and all die in different ways, but can never truly die. This will be a X Reader book, but I will do ships if requested. The reader will mostly be Non-binary unless requested otherwise, however I am not good with writing Non-binary characters so please forgive me if I mess up. First book ever published!! Please don't mind that this is my first book published on wattpad. 🏅🎖Highest achived: #4 happytreefriends

𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬| 𝑅𝑎𝑓𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛 by Bxllerby

She was the one that was going to teach him what affection was, what being loved felt like. And he was going to teach her how thrilling a secret can be. I do not own any of the obx characters.

Poker Face (Peter Parker x Male!Reader) by DaddyBlueBoy

(Y/n) has recently suffered a loss and Peter Parker, his long-time crush helps him through it. -completed-

EFF IT! ➸ jj maybank by zcndayas

☆彡 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 ❛ bring me your mouth and your mystery! ❜ sonny hated mysteries, but she was the biggest one of all in jj's opinion. UNDER EDITING a tasting summer novel! PLOT outer banks s1+ ( jj maybank x fem!oc ) ( pope heyward x male!oc ) #3 in outerbanks #2 in jjmaybank #42 in rudypankow #2 in popeheyward #1 in johnbroutledge I DO NOT OWN THE OUTER BANKS CHARACTERS OR PLOT. I ONLY OWN MY OWN OC'S AND MY OWN ADDITIONS TO THE NARRATIVE.

THE SOUL'S EXCHANGE by AnjaniManda8

In the realm of fire and blood, where dragons dance and ambition burns bright, two souls entwine in a fate forged by destiny's hand. Sitara Evangeline Potters-Black, mistress of death, lies on the precipice of childbirth, her essence flickering like a candle in the dark. In another life, Alicent Hightower, duty-bound and unfulfilled, faces her own peril in the throes of labor. As the veil between worlds thins, the gods intervene, trading their souls amidst the agony of creation-a rebirth wrapped in shadow. Awakening as Alicent Hightower, Sitara finds herself entangled in a web of power and rivalry, her heart heavy with the echoes of her past. Married to King Viserys Targaryen, she soon realizes that his love has waned, replaced by a growing affection for his daughter Rhaenyra. As their bond flourishes, Alicent's spirit wilts, suffocated by the weight of duty and a marriage steeped in disinterest. Yet, in the depths of her despair, a flicker of magic ignites within her-a dangerous gift that allows her to whisper the ancient tongues of dragons. Amidst the court's treachery and whispered betrayals, Alicent's path intertwines with that of Daemon Targaryen, the king's fierce brother. Initially adversaries in a deadly game of ambition, their hearts are drawn together, igniting a slow-burning flame that defies the boundaries of loyalty and duty. In the shadows of the Red Keep, passion blooms like a rose among thorns, a forbidden romance fraught with peril. In a world where every choice could lead to ruin, the stakes have never been higher. With the specter of death lurking, and alliances shifting like sand, can Alicent rise as a beacon of hope, or will she succumb to the darkness that seeks to claim her? The Dance of the Dragons beckons, and with it, the chance for redemption-or destruction. Rankings #1 in alicenthightower #1 in Houseofthedragon #1 in daemontargaryen

How Many Doors Have I Opened by messis1fav

🌳 Neymessi fan fiction, college leading up to Barcelona. 🧸 One or two parts will be published every day ⛲️ There will be a ton of parts/chapters 🛸 BoyxBoy 🎧 Smut may be included soon, there might be a bit of suicide mentions

𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 • 𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙣 by delicatessss

A Maybank and A Cameron? It's almost like a modern Romeo and Juliet. It's forbidden for them to be together. Could be the end of the world. The stolen glances, the hidden feelings, the unspoken words, the secret meetings and the obvious hatred towards each other followed by constant conflicts and some hidden past that threatened them but there are always invisible strings tied and pulling them together no matter how hard the tides trying to pull and part them away from each other.

This is Me Trying ⭑ Rafe Cameron by -inslaytiable

After a year away at Kitty Hawk, Cassie Maybank returns to the Outerbanks with a determination to get her life back on track. To stay healthy, to make her own friends, to live a normal, steady life like every teenage girl should. But after hearing the news of the passing of one of her closest friends, and coming back to the island, she realizes her brother's letters severely underestimated how much had truly changed. A lot can happen in a year. Friends become strangers, brothers become liars. Some enemies become allies, some enemies become lovers. © Inslaytiable | June 22nd, 2023

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Happy Tree Friends oneshots/headcannons

So Happy Tree Friends (or Htf) is a cartoon show that is NOT made for kids (should take my own advise). It has lots of blood and body parts through out the show. It's characters are very unique and all die in different ways, but can never truly die. This will be a X Reader book, but I will do ships if requested. The reader will mostly be Non-binary unless requested otherwise, however I am not good with writing Non-binary characters so please forgive me if I mess up. First book ever published!! Please don't mind that this is my first book published on wattpad. 🏅🎖Highest achived: #4 happytreefriends