I'm not going to tell you about the Round Table and stuff like that. I'm of the opinion that y'all have heard too much about that already. I'm going to tell you the tale as I heard myself, years and years ago. Well, I say I'm gonna tell it that way, but the way I heard it took five minutes while waiting in a queue. I've expanded it a little. I'm describing this as Mature, even though I read through the Content Guidelines and what I have planned is totally allowed. What I had planned, at least. Now that I've rated it Mature, I'm gonna absolutely milk that description.