Ursula the UKIP Fairy
- Reads 227
- Votes 24
- Parts 10
In the life of a politician, it's important to relax. So, of course, you go drinking in the commons bar! Rachel and Kirsty attempt to have a classic 'girl's night out', but the Westminster fairies have other plans.
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Yeah.. Just 'Friends' || Dorbyn ||
Daniel and Corbyn. Friends in a band together. Well that was until they had one amazing night together on tour. But both were drunk, will it even mean anything? What happens next? "we were drunk, it didn't mean anything. we're just friends, right?" "right. just.. friends."Complete
Boris In Blunderland
Boris In BlunderlandLewis Carroll detailed Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, then wrote The Hunting Of The Snark, an agony in seven fits. A few years later, HH Munro ('Saki') had, as his first published work, 'The Westminster Alice', in which he used the idea of Wonderland to examine Parliament with a satirical and ironic eye. In 2019, we had a newly elected (but not by the people) Conservative leader promising Brexit in 99 days, despite having no formal deal and a complete lack of support from Parliament. An elected Parliament going against the wishes of its people via a referendum. If nothing else, this proved that direct and Parliamentary democracy do not sit well together when the one does not agree with the other. How you might feel about Brexit pales into insignificance when faced with the farrago of lies, stupidity, lack of clear thought, and sheer arrogance evinced by all sides of the argument. So, dealing with these 99 days as if it were straight out of Carroll is not a spectacularly new idea, but it is one that is unfortunately apt. In these pages, Boris follows the White Rabbit, who May be leading him on, down the rabbit hole and finds himself almost by accident to be the new leader, battling the Red King Corbyn and his treacherous Knight McDonnell, trying to appease the White Queen and the people, being distracted by the Cheshire Rees-Moggy and Jojo the Dodo (who thinks she can be PM even though her party have been as dead the bird for a century), and trying to leave the table at the Tea Party where the Mad Hatter holds sway. All the while, the Walrus tries to seperate Caledonia from the farrago while the Carpenter - tired of trying to dovetail ideologocal joints that just will not match - cries softly and retires. A satire, a tragedy, blackly comic or just a bloody disaster. It has been, sadly, all these things and more in a land populated at the highest level by, it seems, nothing but court jestersComplete
Trash (Lucaya)(GMW)
It's been a while since Lucas and Riley started dating. Riley is quite content with her relationship with the handsome Prince Charming that she's always admired, and Lucas? He's trying to keep up with that status...he's struggling, stressing and worrying. Maya (Hart)Hunter knows exactly what he is, she knows the reality of the handsome Texas hunk...he's just a troubled kid, it's best to keep your distance.Complete
This Bloody Country ~ A satire
** Full enhanced version exclusive to Wattpad! ** Frankie thinks he is an ordinary Philosophy student from Birmingham until he receives an unexpected visit from the Home Office. Facing the threat of deportation to a small South American country he has never been to before, there seems to be no fighting the hostile environment of pre-Brexit Britain. However, the intervention of an idealistic revolutionary gives Frankie the opportunity to change the destiny of an oppressed minority and stop his imminent expulsion. All he needs to do is a small bit of burglary, keep the secret from his new girlfriend, and stop his argumentative flatmates from killing each other and ruining his scheme in the process! This satirical take on modern Britain explores themes of identity, politics, greed, and relationships. Frankie's attempts to find his place in his own country will resonate with anyone who has spent the past decade shaking their head or rolling their eyes at the news.Complete
Zaniel, Dorbyn and Donah oneshots
Some Zaniel, Dorbyn and Donah one shots because why not!Complete
All Over Again || Rucas
Riley left New York when Lucas decided to give Maya a chance. After two years away, she comes back, changed and ready. Riley finds her ex best friend, Maya Hart, her other friends, her old love, Lucas Friar, and she falls once again for New York's familiar tricks.Complete
An Introduction
"today is Sunday and I have decided to start journaling painful events that happen..." These are the journal entries to Kelsey, a girl who worries to much about others even though they don't give a shit about her. 'Just drink it down with vodka is her life motto'... maybe we should all try it sometime.Complete
What Happens At The Bar Stays At England's House
England and America catch up to have a night out at the bar. They of course get drunk and crazy stuff happens that should be left unsaid. C'mon dudes, this will be one of the funniest things you'll ever read.Complete
Daniel and Corbyn. Friends in a band together. Well that was until they had one amazing night together on tour. But both were drunk, will it even mean anything? What happens next? "we were drunk, it didn't mean anything. we're just friends, right?" "right. just.. friends."
More detailsContent Guidelines