Funny Texts
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Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it!
I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it is mine. If you own one of these posts and don't want it in this book, message me and I'll remove it.
Everything in here is kid friendly.
No curse words or anything bad.
Also, no cursing or inappropriate comments in the book. If you do, it will be deleted right away. I'll also delete your comment if you have an inappropriate username or profile pic. You have been warned.
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