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Complete, First published Sep 21, 2016
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Table of contents
- ~(1)~ CAPS LOCKWed, Sep 21, 2016
- ~(2)~ When I Was A Kid..Wed, Sep 21, 2016
- ~(3)~ Walmart LogicWed, Sep 21, 2016
- ~(4)~ Mind Blown XDThu, Sep 22, 2016
- ~(5)~ Best Friend logicSat, Oct 1, 2016
- ~(6)~ RevengeFri, Oct 21, 2016
- ~(7)~ Note To Self:Sat, Oct 22, 2016
- ~(8)~ That Random CitizenTue, Oct 25, 2016
- ~(9)~ What Am I Thinking?Wed, Oct 26, 2016
- ~(10)~ The Things You Do For CakeThu, Nov 3, 2016
- ~(11)~ Followers on InstagramTue, Nov 8, 2016
- ~(12)~ Did It Hurt?Tue, Nov 8, 2016
- ~(13)~ Guy ProblemsThu, Nov 10, 2016
- ~(14)~ I Love YouTube!Fri, Nov 11, 2016
- ~(15)~ Google EarthTue, Nov 15, 2016
- ~(16)~ My PhoneThu, Nov 17, 2016
- ~(17)~ PokéballsSun, Nov 20, 2016
- ~(18)~ Ice CreamTue, Nov 22, 2016
- ~(19)~ CloserFri, Nov 25, 2016
- ~(20)~ Fictional CharactersWed, Dec 28, 2016
- ~(21)~ Bad GirlsFri, Dec 30, 2016
- ~(22)~ Checking My PhoneSun, Jan 1, 2017
- ~(23)~ My PrinceMon, Jan 2, 2017
- ~(24)~ MoodsSat, Jan 7, 2017
- ~(25)~ SighWed, Jan 11, 2017
- ~(26)~ ClappingThu, Jan 19, 2017
- ~(27)~ The Stages Of ShippingSat, Jan 21, 2017
- ~(28)~ Moods #2Mon, Jan 23, 2017
- ~(29)~ EggsFri, Jan 27, 2017
- ~(30)~ If Someone Ever Cheats On MeTue, Jan 31, 2017
- ~(31)~ Do Authors..Tue, Jan 31, 2017
- ~(32)~ Who Do They Ship Me With?Sat, Feb 4, 2017
- ~(33)~ StressMon, Feb 6, 2017
- ~(34)~ ToastersSat, Feb 11, 2017
- ~(35)~ People SkillsSun, Feb 12, 2017
- ~(36)~ Don't Lose Your PenFri, Feb 17, 2017
- ~(37)~ Mario MarioSat, Feb 18, 2017
- ~(38)~ Sorry HoneySun, Feb 19, 2017
- ~(39)~ I Game So Much..Thu, Feb 23, 2017
- ~(40)~ CoffeeFri, Feb 24, 2017
- ~(41)~ BananaFri, Mar 3, 2017
- ~(42)~ NerdSat, Mar 4, 2017
- ~(43)~ No IdeaMon, Mar 6, 2017
- ~(44)~ FridgeTue, Mar 7, 2017
- ~(45)~ Graduation partyWed, Mar 8, 2017
- ~(46)~ CHOKINGFri, Mar 10, 2017
- ~(47)~ Call MeSun, Mar 12, 2017
- ~(48)~ Are You Single?Fri, Mar 17, 2017
- ~(49)~ My LifeThu, Mar 23, 2017
- ~(50)~ NahFri, Mar 24, 2017
- ~(51)~ Things To Do In PublicWed, Mar 29, 2017
- ~(52)~ (☉‿☉)Sun, Apr 9, 2017
- ~(53)~ Why Women Go To The Bathroom TogetherThu, Apr 13, 2017
- ~(54)~ Did It Hurt? #2Sat, Apr 15, 2017
- ~(55)~ Want To Be A Hacker?Wed, Apr 19, 2017
- ~(56)~ Divergent Factions At The BookstoreMon, Apr 24, 2017
- ~(57)~ The MonkeyFri, Apr 28, 2017
- ~(58)~ MY PRECIOUSTue, May 2, 2017
- ~(59)~ DinosaursThu, May 4, 2017
- ~(60)~ Grocery Stores At MidnightSat, May 6, 2017
- ~(61)~ I Have To PeeMon, May 8, 2017
- ~(62)~ SAVE THE COMPUTERThu, May 11, 2017
- ~(63)~ StupidSun, May 14, 2017
- ~(64)~ 2000 PIZZASMon, May 15, 2017
- ~(65)~ The OneWed, May 17, 2017
- ~(66)~ Ruh-RohSun, May 21, 2017
- ~(67)~ SlangTue, May 23, 2017
- ~(68)~ Chinese FoodFri, May 26, 2017
- ~(69)~ 7 Ways To Get Over Fictional CharactersTue, May 30, 2017
- ~(70)~ SimsSun, Jun 4, 2017
- ~(71)~ ThceifMon, Jun 5, 2017
- ~(72)~ TitanicWed, Jun 7, 2017
- ~(73)~ Me Half of the TimeThu, Jun 8, 2017
- ~(74)~ LawsSat, Jun 10, 2017
- ~(75)~ BoomMon, Jun 12, 2017
- ~(76)~ Mc GothWed, Jun 14, 2017
- ~(77)~ 🚙🚓Thu, Jun 15, 2017
- ~(78)~ YouThu, Jun 15, 2017
- ~(79)~ How To Kiss A BoyFri, Jun 16, 2017
- ~(80)~ FearSat, Jun 17, 2017
- ~(81)~ FangirlMon, Jun 19, 2017
- ~(82)~ Level 10Fri, Jun 23, 2017
- ~(83)~ Why Do We Need School?Sun, Jun 25, 2017
- ~(84)~ But Mum!Tue, Jun 27, 2017
- ~(85)~ THXWed, Jun 28, 2017
- ~(86)~ Waking NightmareMon, Jul 3, 2017
- ~(87)~ ToughThu, Jul 6, 2017
- ~(88)~ You Don't Know Pain..Fri, Jul 14, 2017
- ~(89)~ Doors And WindowsMon, Jul 17, 2017
- ~(90)~ What Do I Send?Tue, Jul 18, 2017
- ~(91)~ Artificial IntelligenceThu, Jul 20, 2017
- ~(92)~ MoronsSat, Jul 22, 2017
- ~(93)~ Giving UpTue, Jul 25, 2017
- ~(94)~ I Cannot HelpTue, Jul 25, 2017
- ~(95)~ Scary MoviesThu, Jul 27, 2017
- ~(96)~ SchoolSun, Jul 30, 2017
- ~(97)~ Natural SunlightWed, Aug 2, 2017
- ~(98)~ Sticks And Stones..Thu, Aug 3, 2017
- ~(99)~ CatSun, Aug 6, 2017
- ~(100)~ Shorts And LongsTue, Aug 8, 2017
- ~(101)~ idkSat, Aug 12, 2017
- ~(102)~ SarcasmTue, Aug 15, 2017
- ~(103)~ I Only Have TenThu, Aug 17, 2017
- ~(104)~ Ice Cream #2Fri, Aug 25, 2017
- ~(105)~ The Real TreasureMon, Aug 28, 2017
- ~(106)~ Wrong NumberFri, Sep 1, 2017
- ~(107)~ PricelessMon, Sep 4, 2017
- ~(108)~ Panic At The DiscoTue, Sep 5, 2017
- ~(109)~ Once Upon A TimeFri, Sep 8, 2017
- ~(110)~ Very GoodMon, Sep 11, 2017
- ~(111)~ Phone CakeThu, Sep 14, 2017
- ~(112)~ Mind ReadersTue, Sep 19, 2017
- ~(113)~ CANNONSFri, Sep 22, 2017
- ~(114)~ Giggle In FrenchTue, Sep 26, 2017
- ~(115)~ Freaking GeniusWed, Sep 27, 2017
- ~(116)~ Heroic DeathFri, Sep 29, 2017
- ~(117)~ No More TearsSat, Sep 30, 2017
- ~(118)~ BabiesSun, Oct 1, 2017
- ~(119)~ Rad'ish'Mon, Oct 2, 2017
- ~(120)~ BatteriesTue, Oct 3, 2017
- ~(121)~ My Life #2Wed, Oct 4, 2017
- ~(122)~ FeelThu, Oct 5, 2017
- ~(123)~ PrankFri, Oct 6, 2017
- ~(124)~ BreadsticksSat, Oct 7, 2017
- ~(125)~ BrickSun, Oct 8, 2017
- ~(126)~ SassMon, Oct 9, 2017
- ~(127)~ I wishTue, Oct 10, 2017
- ~(128)~ DefenestrationWed, Oct 11, 2017
- ~(129)~ Funniest JokeThu, Oct 12, 2017
- ~(130)~ AnxietyFri, Oct 13, 2017
- ~(131)~ Women's MagazineSat, Oct 14, 2017
- ~(132)~ Fastest Land MammalSat, Oct 14, 2017
- ~(133)~ MermaidsSun, Oct 15, 2017
- ~(134)~ SkylightMon, Oct 16, 2017
- ~(135)~ Previously On..Tue, Oct 17, 2017
- ~(136)~ The SunWed, Oct 18, 2017
- ~(137)~ HOW TO CHEER UPThu, Oct 19, 2017
- ~(138)~ Sarcasm #2Fri, Oct 20, 2017
- ~(139)~ Advertising BoardSat, Oct 21, 2017
- ~(140)~ SaladSun, Oct 22, 2017
- ~(141)~ Dairy QueenMon, Oct 23, 2017
- ~(142)~ New Zelda GameTue, Oct 24, 2017
- ~(143)~ NASA KnowsWed, Oct 25, 2017
- ~(144)~ The ImmortalThu, Oct 26, 2017
- ~(145)~ WHYFri, Oct 27, 2017
- ~(146)~ Roses Are Black..Sat, Oct 28, 2017
- ~(147)~ Use The SleepSun, Oct 29, 2017
- ~(148)~ Best Prank EverMon, Oct 30, 2017
- ~(149)~ Story TellingTue, Oct 31, 2017
- ~(150)~ Fairy Light DiscoWed, Nov 1, 2017
- ~(151)~ Would You Press The Button?Thu, Nov 2, 2017
- ~(152)~ Chips At WalmartFri, Nov 3, 2017
- ~(153)~ Cheeseburger StabbingSat, Nov 4, 2017
- ~(154)~ Oh NoSun, Nov 5, 2017
- ~(155)~ Fire, No..Mon, Nov 6, 2017
- ~(156)~ Minor CharacterTue, Nov 7, 2017
- ~(157)~ One AmericanoWed, Nov 8, 2017
- ~(158)~ How To Get Through Horror GamesThu, Nov 9, 2017
- ~(159)~ AuditionFri, Nov 10, 2017
- ~(160)~ Singing Disney DuetsSat, Nov 11, 2017
- ~(161)~ Office SuppliesSun, Nov 12, 2017
- ~(162)~ Stressed CoralMon, Nov 13, 2017
- ~(163)~ 2444666668888888Tue, Nov 14, 2017
- ~(164)~ Dropping SomethingWed, Nov 15, 2017
- ~(165)~ DelightedThu, Nov 16, 2017
- ~(166)~ Cat Girl GangFri, Nov 17, 2017
- ~(167)~ Follow Your DreamsSat, Nov 18, 2017
- ~(168)~ Watch ThisSun, Nov 19, 2017
- ~(169)~ TravelMon, Nov 20, 2017
- ~(170)~ What Do You Save?Tue, Nov 21, 2017
- ~(171)~ OTPWed, Nov 22, 2017
- ~(172)~ GlassesThu, Nov 23, 2017
- ~(173)~ Shut Up ChocolateFri, Nov 24, 2017
- ~(174)~ Cold HeartSat, Nov 25, 2017
- ~(175)~ You'll Never Find OutSun, Nov 26, 2017
- ~(176)~ CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMon, Nov 27, 2017
- ~(177)~ V O I DWed, Nov 29, 2017
- ~(178)~ COMING SOONThu, Nov 30, 2017
- ~(179)~ This Is 911..Fri, Dec 1, 2017
- ~(180)~ The Speed Of FastSat, Dec 2, 2017
- ~(181)~ QuietMon, Dec 4, 2017
- ~(182)~ How Chicks Put On LipstickTue, Dec 5, 2017
- ~(183)~ Roller CoasterThu, Dec 7, 2017
- ~(184)~ Trix And Video GamesFri, Dec 8, 2017
- ~(185)~Unknown AlbumSat, Dec 9, 2017
- ~(186)~ MythbustersMon, Dec 11, 2017
- ~(187)~ CliffhangersWed, Dec 13, 2017
- ~(188)~ SurveyFri, Dec 15, 2017
- ~(189)~ Truth Or DareWed, Jan 31, 2018
- ~(190)~ CamouflageSun, Feb 4, 2018
- ~(191)~ ChipsTue, Feb 6, 2018
- ~(192)~ DetailsThu, Feb 8, 2018
- ~(193)~ Stabbed By SwordMon, Feb 12, 2018
- ~(194)~ Ducks & BreadThu, Feb 15, 2018
- ~(195)~ TVSun, Feb 18, 2018
- ~(196)~ The Day After YesterdaySun, Feb 25, 2018
- ~(197)~ Be Right BackFri, Mar 2, 2018
- ~(198)~ College*Mon, Mar 5, 2018
- ~(199)~ I Like Your ShirtSat, Mar 10, 2018
- ~(200)~ My HartSat, Mar 17, 2018
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