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Funny Texts

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Reads 396,993
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Parts 200
Time 34m

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*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•*

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အနောက်မြောက်အရပ်မှပန်းလေးတစ်ပွင့်နှင့်သူ၏အသည်းရတနာမွေးစားသား by lanni_ways

တစ်ပိုင်းချင်း စာပြန်စစ်ပြီး ပုံတွေ ပြန်ထည့်၊ ရှင်းပြထားတဲ့ မှတ်စုလေးတွေ ပြန်ထည့်ပြီး တင်ပေးပါမယ်ရှင်။ စိတ်ဝင်စားတဲ့စာဖတ်သူတွေအနေနဲ့ မပျက်ခင် ဖတ်ကြပါနော်။

Lyrics With Meaning (Book 4) by TheButterflyWarrior

(Fourth Book in the Music Series) This book is filled with lyrics from songs, only songs with deep meanings - with videos attached. Meanings about love, loss, heartbreak, memories, relationships, strength and hope and many more. Music has always been close to my heart and has saved me during some hard times throughout my life and i know it can help so many people, it can make you happy or sad, it's a mix of emotions of how music can make you feel, especially if you have a memory from the time you first heard the song, music can trigger any emotion within you and i know some lyrics in songs can help certain people in certain times in certain ways, which is one of the many reasons to why i'm creating this book of songs. The songs i share will be from all different kinds of artists and genres, so hope you like it. Note: I do not claim any copyrights to the songs/lyrics in this book, i simply just share the lyrics.

Wetherfall Academy by lydiazstory

Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness.

Little Bella by SaRa_2_Ghostwriter

Mafia ; The word itself expresses fear , danger and mostly DEATH . What happens when one day the capo of the most feared mafia , Leonardo Russo , meets the little shy, smart and sweet Bella , who herself is a mystery . Bella is just like her name beautiful but this little miss sunshine's existence is enigma. Will this sunshine brighten the Russo world or will she remain an enigma ?? Let's grasp the story of Bella ( Russo's princess 😉 ) . #1 in lovable ♡♡ #1 in Older brothers ♡♡ #1 in father- daughter ♡♡ #1 in 3 years old ♡♡ #1 in lost daughter ♡♡ #1 in only daughter ♡♡

Dimension crossers: Liam Cross by TheFriendlyWolf7

This story shows a young man named Liam who has an average life. Liam works at Koko's coffee shop and goes to the library after work but one day he meets a new face, a woman named Cora. Cora seems to be off and Liam starts to notice that she may not even be human. Cora says that Liam is special and that she needs him for an important Mission but what could that be?

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 by authorosee

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Damm, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

The Soft and Adorable Host was Picked Up by the Yandere Bigshot by internity24

Alternative:软萌宿主被病娇大佬捡走了 Author:肎之 Not My Story For Offline Purposes Only Photos Are Not Mine MTL Description: Bai Sang, who only lived for 18 years, died from a heart disease and was bound to a system with the task of seducing the villain. The villains had tragic life experiences, often physiologically distorted, cruel and heartless, and paranoid by nature. - Bai Sang transmigrated into the body of a sickly and introverted young lady, and the villain had just recently become her little attendant. 【Seduction Task One: Skin contact with the villain for ten seconds.】 Bai-thin-skinned-Sang's face flushed, and she didn't dare to look straight at him. Her voice was warm and soft: "I... Can I hold your hand?" Evil villain: "Good." - Bai Sang transmigrated into an oceanographer, and the villain was a blood-tailed mermaid who had just been caught ashore by her. 【Seduction Task One: Touch the villain's fishtail for ten seconds.】 Mermaids are cruel by nature, especially the blood-tailed mermaids, who are born to slaughter fiends. Bai Sang looked pale and her dark eyes tinged with a touch of fear. She half-knelt in front of the mermaid and pitifully spoke: "I... May I touch your tail?" The corner of the mermaid's mouth hooked up into a malicious smile: "Yes."

Abuse (true story) by MarieLindyJonas

My life I'm Rosa Mae I'm 17 years old now this all happened when i was ages 12-16 ready lets begin

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Leah's Writer's Room by flowersforleah

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အနောက်မြောက်အရပ်မှပန်းလေးတစ်ပွင့်နှင့်သူ၏အသည်းရတနာမွေးစားသား cover

Lyrics With Meaning (Book 4) cover

Wetherfall Academy cover

Little Bella cover

Dimension crossers: Liam Cross cover

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 cover

The Soft and Adorable Host was Picked Up by the Yandere Bigshot cover

Abuse (true story) cover

wₕᵢₜₑ ₘᵤₛₜₐₙg - 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 cover

Leah's Writer's Room cover

အနောက်မြောက်အရပ်မှပန်းလေးတစ်ပွင့်နှင့်သူ၏အသည်းရတနာမွေးစားသား

တစ်ပိုင်းချင်း စာပြန်စစ်ပြီး ပုံတွေ ပြန်ထည့်၊ ရှင်းပြထားတဲ့ မှတ်စုလေးတွေ ပြန်ထည့်ပြီး တင်ပေးပါမယ်ရှင်။ စိတ်ဝင်စားတဲ့စာဖတ်သူတွေအနေနဲ့ မပျက်ခင် ဖတ်ကြပါနော်။