The Naïve and The Perv

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"You.. You.." I said sleepily. Apparently this guy suddenly decided to annoy me at 6 am in the morning. I usually wake up at around 10 am therefore I am extremely grumpy right now. "Wakey wakey sleepy kitty", he told me not realizing I am very irritated with him. "You.. You're such a.." I thought of a fitting word for him. He wakes too early and likes to annoy me in the morning. Hmm.. A male chicken enters my mind. Yeah he is like that but what do you call a male chicken? Argh it's too early that I cannot remember the word. Oh the place where my father lets his chicken fight is called a cockpit therefore a male chicken is called.. "You're a cock!", I shouted. He froze for a moment and he looked puzzled by my response. But then he suddenly smiled like a maniac and told me "And you're a pussy." Why would I be a cat? A pussy is a cat right? Eh?
    This is the story of a lady who doesn't realize her innuendo and luckily or unluckily meets a guy who'll teach her the perv side of things. Will it be helpful? Or will it bring more troubles for her?
    (This is NOT a GajeelxLevy fanfiction.. Sorry for the misleading cover.. Although it is definite that I did based my characters on some of the persona of the GaLe pairing)All Rights Reserved

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"You.. You.." I said sleepily. Apparently this guy suddenly decided to annoy me at 6 am in the morning. I usually wake up at around 10 am therefore I am extremely grumpy right now. "Wakey wakey sleepy kitty", he told me not realizing I am very irritated with him. "You.. You're such a.." I thought of a fitting word for him. He wakes too early and likes to annoy me in the morning. Hmm.. A male chicken enters my mind. Yeah he is like that but what do you call a male chicken? Argh it's too early that I cannot remember the word. Oh the place where my father lets his chicken fight is called a cockpit therefore a male chicken is called.. "You're a cock!", I shouted. He froze for a moment and he looked puzzled by my response. But then he suddenly smiled like a maniac and told me "And you're a pussy." Why would I be a cat? A pussy is a cat right? Eh?
    This is the story of a lady who doesn't realize her innuendo and luckily or unluckily meets a guy who'll teach her the perv side of things. Will it be helpful? Or will it bring more troubles for her?
    (This is NOT a GajeelxLevy fanfiction.. Sorry for the misleading cover.. Although it is definite that I did based my characters on some of the persona of the GaLe pairing)

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