Planet Derp
- Reads 175
- Votes 13
- Parts 1
Complete Thu, Sep 22, 201633m
Captain Galm, the renown explorer. He's travelled near and far. His job is to map the very stars in the sky, to explore the unknown and see things that no man could every dream to see. Countless planets will be explored by him and his crew.
Too bad they are bloody useless at keeping the ship space worthy. With every crash err, 'unplanned landing' they find themself in a new situation, surrounded by new creatures and facing new problems. Will they survive? Will they live to tell the tale? Will Smarty actually learn how to fly the ship?
Who knows.. But regardless of how things turn out, it's bound to be an eventful journey. So strap in tight, prepare youself for an adventure and whatever you do, don't piss off the local wildlife.
A Derp Crew space AU! Based on No mans sky, Starbound, Star Trek and many other stolen references. I plead the fifth.
This prompt was kindly given to me by Boffymark.
Tumblr.com/letsboffy
Send him good vibes for such a great idea and for spell checking my work =^vv^=
All Rights Reserved
#2
zẻ
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
System: Transcending Happiness (BoyxBoy)
(WARNING: Don't read if you're going to complain there isn't a warning when there's sex, gore, et c. This is a very ADULT novel and as such only ADULTS should read it. Or 'Children' mature enough to read without commenting nonsense.) Jia Yi Ruogang was one of the leading experts in Computer Software, to the extent that everyone believed he was a computer. New Age Government Office had issued him a Pass to go ahead and Hack into systems as he saw fit because of how much Humanity relied on his expertise. Jia Yi was given an arranged marriage with the strongest General leading Humanity in the pursuit of exterminating all the Vrahqs, alien lifeforms, that attacked them. Sadly, someone was livid that the man he loved was being forced to marry another who he thought was 'weak'. In the end, Jia Yi was murdered inside of his Workstation while he attempted to recode a software that could've made fighting the Aliens easier. When Jia Yi opens his eyes there's a man discussing with him how much of a waste it would be for him to die; next thing he knows he's World Hopping. I must make everyone happy? How do I accomplish that? You want me to make that vindictive backstabber happy? Dream on. Wait, why are these two incessentally bothering me? I'm obligated to bring happiness to everyone but I won't sacrifice my body to fulfill that!Complete
The Journalist, The General, and The Pirate
Decades. He'd wasted decades of his life doing what? Chasing the minuscule sparks of passion to ease the aching void in his chest? Wasn't there something better? Someone to guide him away from the misery? Distract him from the life he couldn't escape from? There were days he didn't know which way was up and where the sea began. Where the skies collided with the dirt and delved into the inferno of the hells. The whispers of creatures that should have had no interest in a mortal caressing the shell of his ears. Beings he believed to be just as mortal as himself and if one observed their flaws they might have been. Walking the city grounds and sailing the oceans as easily as anyone. Blockades of fire and ice prevented their hands from intertwining. Now he balanced atop the wall. Grabbing both with shaky arms and keeping them close. Please don't leave. Fangs and claws used to claim him. Gentle kisses and caresses to calm him. Breathless words pulled him deeper into the madness. Further into inky darkness speckled with blinding light. Granting him everything he never knew he'd wanted. A dream come reality. Strange how love could spark from pain. How fickle. And how much he only wanted more. ((Heelloooo, thanks for clicking. :3 Its been quite a bit since I've written anything but I wanted to try something new. Been into making my own novels and stories and this ones an au based around the chars of my current works. This is gonna be a m/m story. Well theres three of them but who doesnt love a love triangle. Hope ya'll enjoy my for funzies story with love, heartbreak, and gay ass sex. At least weekly updates but possibly more often. We shall see haha. Feel free to ask questions or comment your thoughts, I love those Now, quick warning that there are dark themes involved in this story including manipulation, power dynamics, and dubious consent. Those chapters can be skippable without losing too much plot but I'm warning in advance that viewer discretion is advised.))Complete
The Creator and The PuppetMaster - T. F. F. AU (Discontinued, rewriting)
"Promise you or anybody else won't go crazy once I tell you?" "I promise. You can trust us." "Fine. The reason I know about all of it is because... I'm the Creator." _______________________________ _______________________________ ⚠️ VERY SLOW UPDATES ⚠️ ⚠️ THIS DOES NOT CONTAIN SHIPS⚠️ _______________________________ _______________________________ •If you see any spelling mistakes, PLEASE tell me. It would mean a lot to me. •Although this book does not contain ships, you are welcome to ship anybody in the book. I won't stop ya! •If you don't like the book in any way, please don't bother commenting about how bad it is. I don't appreciate that and I find it very annoying. Someone already did that once and I find it disrespectful, knowing how much effort I put into writing these chapters. •I won't do A/Ns a lot in this book, because it adds to how many parts are in the book, so when someone sees how many parts are in the book, they read it and find that A/N, they'll be disappointed and I don't want to disappoint. •I will be making an Ask or Dare book (will be inserting myself in that cuz why not?) for this AU once I hit Chapter Five, so be on the lookout for that. (This note is temporary!) Art cover by: FnafRune_Galaxy (a.k.a me! ¤°¤) #? in Bryan #292 in thefamousfilms #70 in fnaf6 ~Last updated in: 1|13|20~ (I'll update this later on :^)Complete
Fake Feelings: Banana Bus Squad
Banana bus squad fanfic Ships include: Terrorsnuckle Minicat Daithidecalibre Ohmtoonz H2Ovanoss BasicallyIDoScotty Warnings Assault, weapons, fluffy content, mentions of rape, cutting, and plot twists. (Edit: major character death) PLEASE IF YOU GET BAD FEELINGS ABOUT ANY OF THESE THINGS BE CAUTIOUS. Summary: "I'd do anything for you Ohm." "I know Toonzy." "I'll love you till the day my machinery breaks down." "I know Brian." "Fuck you." "Love you too Tyler." "I'll never be able to live if your not by my side." "I love you Vanoss." "DAIVD YOU BROUGHT ME GUMMY BEARS." "Hell, that's true love right there." "I'm sorry I'm an idiot." "Your my idiot Marcel." ----- Everyone has powers. Wether you can see them or not. Inside every normal human is something...extravagant. While it may not be as powerful as those who's powers are seen, Love can conquer all enemies. Things can be hidden from loves true eyes, and tragedy can strike at the worst times.Complete
In the Shadow of the Starships
When Jennisa delivers a spaceship database to a suspicious group, she covertly takes a copy of the group's files when she helps them connect it. She gets far more than she bargained for when the young spaceship AI figures out how to use her Bluetooth implant to communicate with her. To further complicate matters, the AI wants nothing to do with the suspicious group and finds her work absolutely fascinating. And the group isn't happy about that... Standalone novella. Spinoff of A Starship Called Starsong. ONC prompt #82: You wake up on a seemingly ordinary day to discover that your thoughts are not private. There is someone else in your head with you. A huge thank you to WingedAlpha for helping me with my cover background, and SayWatt74 for the cover font and alterations! Polished version available on Amazon, Kobo, and Barnes & Noble. Entire rough draft is left free on Wattpad and Royal RoadComplete
The right thing (South Park Fanfic.)
THIS STORY IS NOT RELIGIOUS, DO NOT GET CONFUSED BY THE WINGS. WARNING: I will sadly not follow the cannon material as much as someone would like, don't get me wrong, I love the cannon material with my heart but making an AU is all about putting the character is a new setting. Right? Plus. This is a South Park fanfiction, most of these characters are made by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I will mention, if something belongs to me. This is going to be my darkest fanfiction yet and I made a horror story, so, take that as you will. Oh, I was supposed to tell about the plot (I'm trying not to do anything that copies others but the subject has been talked about many times, so, that might happen... I am sorry, if it does.) ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() What if a new species came to attention, a species with no history and about 15 known people in it? What if this species was made up of humans with wings? As peaceful as most people would be, some people would see them to be a threat and lock them up in cages. This bad person would be Eric Cartman, only interested in making money with the poor creatures. And like all bad people, he has government funding for this. A team of guards get send to live in the living conditions with the new animals. And it's their choice to do the right thing, whichever that might be. It's their question to answer. Are these things animals or people?Complete
Dawn of the Starships (Formerly called A Starship Called Starsong)
Rachel, a junior assistant in the cargo bay, wasn't prepared for the spaceship's AI to gain awareness during what should have been a routine update, nor had anyone expected it to take exception to the crew and the crates of illegal cargo aboard. Rachel races against time to try and get life-saving systems back online while stranded in the middle of deep space. Unfortunately for her, the AI can access every system, door, and airlock. As truths emerge, the AI realizes that even computers can make miscalculations, and it focuses on the young woman who had dared to confront it. Rachel is left floundering when the AI decides that she would make an excellent captain, albeit one in need of training. As she struggles to learn her new duties and dodge shady government groups, she must ultimately discover what it truly means to be a Starship Captain. ------- There is no romance in this story. Copyright April 2018. All Rights Reserved. Readers may not copy, alter, translate, or steal this story. Fanfictions are allowed to use my *world* and *AI set-up* as long as credit is given.Complete
uh CanDip bc its underrated
I am not very good at writing so please don't hate on me. ThAnK yOu just a peak of something -it might have fluff? idrk -I wanna make angst so no judging in chat if I do :) -candip (obviously) and it will have some other characters just no other ships lmao but either way it will be mostly candip -my AU :) -also, follow @TylerCroose5 , aka the person who got me to write this fanfic and helped me gain confidence to show my love for this ship! !!FINISHED!! Achievements; #1 in candip! Tysm! #30 in dontjudge!Complete
(WARNING: Don't read if you're going to complain there isn't a warning when there's sex, gore, et c. This is a very ADULT novel and as such only ADULTS should read it. Or 'Children' mature enough to read without commenting nonsense.) Jia Yi Ruogang was one of the leading experts in Computer Software, to the extent that everyone believed he was a computer. New Age Government Office had issued him a Pass to go ahead and Hack into systems as he saw fit because of how much Humanity relied on his expertise. Jia Yi was given an arranged marriage with the strongest General leading Humanity in the pursuit of exterminating all the Vrahqs, alien lifeforms, that attacked them. Sadly, someone was livid that the man he loved was being forced to marry another who he thought was 'weak'. In the end, Jia Yi was murdered inside of his Workstation while he attempted to recode a software that could've made fighting the Aliens easier. When Jia Yi opens his eyes there's a man discussing with him how much of a waste it would be for him to die; next thing he knows he's World Hopping. I must make everyone happy? How do I accomplish that? You want me to make that vindictive backstabber happy? Dream on. Wait, why are these two incessentally bothering me? I'm obligated to bring happiness to everyone but I won't sacrifice my body to fulfill that!
More detailsContent Guidelines