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Planet Derp

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Reads 174
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Parts 1
Time 33m

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Captain Galm, the renown explorer. He's travelled near and far. His job is to map the very stars in the sky, to explore the unknown and see things that no man could every dream to see. Countless planets will be explored by him and his crew.
  
  Too bad they are bloody useless at keeping the ship space worthy. With every crash err, 'unplanned landing' they find themself in a new situation, surrounded by new creatures and facing new problems. Will they survive? Will they live to tell the tale? Will Smarty actually learn how to fly the ship?
  
  Who knows.. But regardless of how things turn out, it's bound to be an eventful journey. So strap in tight, prepare youself for an adventure and whatever you do, don't piss off the local wildlife.
  
  A Derp Crew space AU! Based on No mans sky, Starbound, Star Trek and many other stolen references. I plead the fifth.
  
  This prompt was kindly given to me by Boffymark.
  Tumblr.com/letsboffy
  
  Send him good vibes for such a great idea and for spell checking my work =^vv^=All Rights Reserved

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Derps in space
Thu, Sep 22, 2016

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Derps in space
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