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- Time 2h 54m
Complete, First published Sep 22, 2016
My first rant book. Full of pointless crap.All Rights Reserved
Series
Rant Books
- 200 parts
200 parts
71 parts
Table of contents
- Intro ThingyThu, Sep 22, 2016
- What Candy Does When She Should Be WritingSat, Sep 24, 2016
- Why Bother?Fri, Oct 21, 2016
- Stoned GarfieldWed, Oct 5, 2016
- One Evanstan Mess, Cause That's What This Part Pretty Much IsSat, Oct 22, 2016
- I Need A Job...Mon, Oct 24, 2016
- OMFGMon, Oct 24, 2016
- I FINALLY FUCKING GOT IT!!!Mon, Oct 31, 2016
- Do You Have The Time...Fri, Nov 4, 2016
- I Have No Words...Tue, Nov 8, 2016
- IDEK... feat. three of my Funko POPsSat, Nov 12, 2016
- I Made Something DumbSat, Nov 19, 2016
- Stucky Makes Me HappyWed, Nov 23, 2016
- Serious Pout Mode ActivatedWed, Nov 30, 2016
- HAMTARO!!!!Thu, Dec 1, 2016
- DEADMon, Dec 5, 2016
- StrugglesWed, Dec 7, 2016
- SOMEONE TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I GET TOO ADDICTED TO ITSun, Dec 11, 2016
- IDEK... The One That Started It All...Wed, Dec 14, 2016
- Not A Definite Thing, But Thinking About ItSat, Dec 17, 2016
- Christmas Tomorrow, And I'm Not PreparedSat, Dec 24, 2016
- HE'S SO TINYMon, Jan 9, 2017
- I MISS THIS SHOW SO GOD DAMN MUCH!Fri, Jan 20, 2017
- Frodo Baggins Appreciation Post, Cause Why The Fuck Not?Sat, Jan 28, 2017
- Happy Winter Boo BearTue, Feb 7, 2017
- I Need More Plums...Wed, Feb 8, 2017
- Why Do I Submit Myself To This Torture?Thu, Feb 9, 2017
- I Have More PlumsFri, Feb 10, 2017
- Top Ten Favorite BandsSat, Feb 11, 2017
- HelpSat, Feb 11, 2017
- I Miss Him...Mon, Feb 13, 2017
- HECK YESWed, Feb 15, 2017
- Can YouTube Just Stop??Wed, Feb 15, 2017
- @ WiFi, Stop Being Such A CockWed, Feb 15, 2017
- FLUFFY PUPPY BILLIEFri, Feb 17, 2017
- Little Thing I Just Noticed...Mon, Feb 20, 2017
- I Just Wanna...Tue, Feb 21, 2017
- BleurghWed, Feb 22, 2017
- Ice Cream TrucksThu, Feb 23, 2017
- StarbucksThu, Feb 23, 2017
- Top 5 Fictional Characters I've Gotten Attached ToFri, Feb 24, 2017
- Bloody Freaken Hell...Sun, Feb 26, 2017
- Pirates of the CaribbeanMon, Feb 27, 2017
- Is This What Happened In Budapest??Mon, Feb 27, 2017
- Got The Case, But Where The Fuck Did The Disc Go??Wed, Mar 1, 2017
- DeathThu, Mar 2, 2017
- Holy Fuck, I Need This Like, Right Now!!Fri, Mar 3, 2017
- The WiFi Is Being A Cock Again...Sat, Mar 4, 2017
- "Look, an undead monkey."Sat, Mar 4, 2017
- Well... That's Just...Sat, Mar 4, 2017
- My Sketch Books Kinda Resemble Dan And Phil In A WayMon, Mar 6, 2017
- MORE BRUCE BANNERTue, Mar 7, 2017
- THIS ISN'T HELPING ME KEEP TO A WRITING SCHEDULEThu, Mar 9, 2017
- IT'S MY BABY'S BIRTHDAYSat, Mar 11, 2017
- THE INTERNET IS HEREThu, Mar 16, 2017
- I'm Trying To Watch The Care Bears, You WankerMon, Mar 20, 2017
- Danisnotonfire Threw A Pen At Me!Mon, Mar 20, 2017
- Candy Is Hella Excited For This Fic!Wed, Mar 22, 2017
- Little Shit...Wed, Mar 22, 2017
- "Drink Up Me Hearties Yo Ho!"Wed, Mar 22, 2017
- This Is Too Frustrating...Thu, Mar 23, 2017
- Holy Shit! Thank Fuck!Thu, Mar 23, 2017
- My Cereal Looks Like E.T...Fri, Mar 24, 2017
- I Feel Like I'm The Only One...Sat, Mar 25, 2017
- Okay, Fuck ThisSat, Mar 25, 2017
- WORK YA BASTARD!Mon, Mar 27, 2017
- I Forgot That This Happened TBHMon, Mar 27, 2017
- Help, IDK What Cover To Use For My FernDaisy FicTue, Mar 28, 2017
- Honestly...Wed, Mar 29, 2017
- I Actually Really Love This Album, Like??Fri, Mar 31, 2017
- I Like Phil Better Than Dan. There, I Said ItSat, Apr 1, 2017
- I Hate Cutting Up Onions...Sat, Apr 1, 2017
- Club PenguinSun, Apr 2, 2017
- Pretty Sure The Forecast Said It Was Meant To Be Raining Today...Mon, Apr 3, 2017
- I Have This Ship, That I'm Not Sure If It's Weird Or Not To Ship...Mon, Apr 3, 2017
- When You Have Both Paperback And Hardback Copies Of The Same Book...Tue, Apr 4, 2017
- Actually Really Love This Cover To A Warrior Cats Fanfic I Just MadeTue, Apr 4, 2017
- You Know The Feeling When...Thu, Apr 6, 2017
- Hmm... Is It Even Worth It?Fri, Apr 7, 2017
- I've Been Making Covers, Instead Of Actually Writing... Whoops!Fri, Apr 7, 2017
- I Think My Stereo Is Possessed By Satan...Sun, Apr 9, 2017
- Okay, But Keira Knightley Is Fucking GorgeousMon, Apr 10, 2017
- Meow...Mon, Apr 10, 2017
- What... No!Mon, Apr 10, 2017
- I Can't Seem To Stop Making Covers For Warriors Fanfics....Tue, Apr 11, 2017
- STOP! IT!Thu, Apr 13, 2017
- They're Green... They're Actually Green...Sun, Apr 16, 2017
- Look At This Grumpy Little ShitTue, Apr 18, 2017
- Look At The DoggoThu, Apr 20, 2017
- UMM....Fri, Apr 21, 2017
- Miiight Be Off Wattpad For A WhileFri, Apr 21, 2017
- May 1st! Updates Are Back On!Sat, Apr 29, 2017
- Not My Area Of Fanfiction, But...Mon, May 1, 2017
- Wot....Wed, May 3, 2017
- @PhanTrash_Kiwi LOOK AT IT, YOU POTATOThu, May 4, 2017
- Well Shit...Sun, May 7, 2017
- *Sweats Nervously*Sun, May 7, 2017
- IDK...Sun, May 7, 2017
- FUCK, FINALLY!Mon, May 8, 2017
- These Are Some Nice BottomsMon, May 8, 2017
- Fandom I'm In That I Actually Kinda Hate...Tue, May 9, 2017
- This Is Too MuchThu, May 11, 2017
- I'm ScreamingFri, May 12, 2017
- UghFri, May 12, 2017
- oh no no no. please let this be one big joke...Thu, May 18, 2017
- Okay, Fuck You, SupernaturalFri, May 19, 2017
- Gonna Kinda Disappear For A Wee BitMon, May 22, 2017
- I've Been Avoiding All Social Media To Avoid Pirates SpoilersThu, May 25, 2017
- Been At Waihi All DaySun, Jun 4, 2017
- Hmm... Does This Play A Part In Why I Ship Sparbossa I Wonder...Sun, Jun 4, 2017
- *Bisexual Screeches*Mon, Jun 5, 2017
- MY SONWed, Jun 7, 2017
- Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men Tell No Tales *SPOILER ALERT*Sat, Jun 10, 2017
- It Feels Really Fucking Weird And Too Quiet Round HereThu, Jun 15, 2017
- Hobbits Are So Small, I Love ThemTue, Jun 20, 2017
- OH, THANK STARCLANThu, Jun 22, 2017
- I Say Frodo Is My Little Hobbit Son, But So Is PippinThu, Jun 22, 2017
- I Got Tagged By The Lil' Hedgehog Mama, EvrenFri, Jun 23, 2017
- This Is So EntertainingSat, Jun 24, 2017
- Sherlock And John Are In 221B Baker Street NowSun, Jun 25, 2017
- We Found Gollum/SméagolMon, Jun 26, 2017
- Angry Little HobbitTue, Jun 27, 2017
- "I'm going on an adventure!" ~ Bilbo BagginsThu, Jun 29, 2017
- I Drew My SonsFri, Jun 30, 2017
- DING DING DING!Sun, Jul 2, 2017
- Are You Kidding Me?Mon, Jul 3, 2017
- This Bottle Is Rather PrettyTue, Jul 4, 2017
- I RelateTue, Jul 4, 2017
- Soon, My Son. SoonWed, Jul 5, 2017
- MY SON, FRODO!Fri, Jul 7, 2017
- This Is BeautifulSun, Jul 9, 2017
- HAH! WHAT AM I DOING?!Sun, Jul 9, 2017
- This, Was Actually A Pretty Decent FindMon, Jul 10, 2017
- Just Sitting Here...Tue, Jul 11, 2017
- I Did SomethingSat, Jul 15, 2017
- Is It Bad...?Sun, Jul 16, 2017
- Well... I'm A Little Disappointed Now...Sun, Jul 16, 2017
- Lowkey Want To Write This For Some Reason...Wed, Jul 19, 2017
- Does Anyone?Thu, Jul 20, 2017
- Gaahh...Fri, Jul 21, 2017
- No Context, Just My Puppy SebastianSat, Jul 22, 2017
- It's Done...Sun, Jul 23, 2017
- Cause Of Death; STEVE FUCKING ROGERSSun, Jul 23, 2017
- Looks Like Nala Is Sleeping In My Room NowTue, Jul 25, 2017
- I Is Exhausted...Sun, Jul 30, 2017
- I Don't Really Expect You Guys To Have Heard Of This Show, But...Wed, Aug 2, 2017
- I Wasn't Tagged In This, I'm Just Doing This Out Of BoredomFri, Aug 4, 2017
- #SlytherinPrideMon, Aug 7, 2017
- I Might Have A Job SoonTue, Aug 8, 2017
- For Once, I'm Actually Pleased With Myself For Sticking To A Writing schedule...Fri, Aug 11, 2017
- He Be Birthday Boy, Sebby StanSun, Aug 13, 2017
- Huh...Tue, Aug 15, 2017
- This Is Actually Really Weird And Crazy...Wed, Aug 16, 2017
- OKAY, BUT DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS SHOW?Fri, Aug 18, 2017
- Ugh, Why...Sun, Aug 20, 2017
- I Don't Want Him To Go...Sun, Aug 20, 2017
- Okay, How The Fuck Do I Fix This...?Sun, Aug 20, 2017
- Ugh, I Need Money...Mon, Aug 21, 2017
- I Have A Sudden Urge To Re-Watch LOST...Mon, Aug 21, 2017
- Alrighty, I've Made Up Me MindMon, Aug 21, 2017
- Ugh, I Need To Sort This Out...Tue, Aug 22, 2017
- Bloody Fucking Hell...Tue, Aug 22, 2017
- HehWed, Aug 23, 2017
- Son Of A Bitch...Fri, Aug 25, 2017
- You Know What I Find Rather Annoying?Mon, Aug 28, 2017
- That Feeling When...Mon, Aug 28, 2017
- Introducing Sad Angry Dirty Hobo #1 And #2Tue, Aug 29, 2017
- I Am Fucking Hyped For This FicThu, Aug 31, 2017
- Well... Now I Wish I Didn't Already Have This Book...Wed, Sep 6, 2017
- REALLY?!Sat, Sep 9, 2017
- Job InterviewSun, Sep 10, 2017
- Job Interview pt 2Mon, Sep 11, 2017
- Look At The Little KittenWed, Sep 13, 2017
- Doctor WHO Book?Sun, Sep 17, 2017
- I Made A Thing... A Doctor WHO ThingMon, Sep 18, 2017
- Job Interview pt 3Mon, Sep 18, 2017
- The DoctorWed, Sep 20, 2017
- Geez... I've Been Calling A Lot Of Fictional Characters My Sons Lately...Sat, Sep 30, 2017
- This Can Is Satisfying For My Inner Comic Book NerdinessWed, Oct 4, 2017
- IT'S 2 AM, AND THIS IS HILARIOUSThu, Oct 5, 2017
- OoOoOoOWed, Oct 11, 2017
- Please DoSat, Oct 14, 2017
- It's So, Kiwi?Sun, Oct 15, 2017
- Look At My New FunkosSat, Oct 21, 2017
- It Makes Me, Really HappySun, Oct 22, 2017
- Did They Really Just... Wow...Fri, Oct 27, 2017
- Ackk... Why Does It Bother Me So Much...Mon, Oct 30, 2017
- A Ship Taggy Thing That I Found SomewhereThu, Nov 9, 2017
- Dan And Phil... Coming To New Zealand...Fri, Nov 10, 2017
- I Think I've Already Mentioned This In Here, But Oh WellSat, Nov 18, 2017
- John Locke, Or Johnlock?Wed, Nov 22, 2017
- Hey. Go Follow This If Ya WantSat, Nov 25, 2017
- INFINITY WAR BITCHWed, Nov 29, 2017
- Ooh! Yes Please, Precious!Thu, Nov 30, 2017
- UGH, FOR FUCKS SAKE, REALLY??Fri, Dec 1, 2017
- OH GOD, THAT'S WORSEFri, Dec 1, 2017
- FINALLYFri, Dec 1, 2017
- SEBASTIAN WAS ON THE ELLEN SHOW, FUCK YEAH!Sat, Dec 9, 2017
- UM NO I SLYTHERIN, NOT GRYFFINDORSun, Dec 10, 2017
- The End.Mon, Dec 11, 2017
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