The Little Markiplier ♒Septiplier♋

"I dunno Bob. Life under here is just so... boring! I want to adventure! To explore! To-"
"To talk with a hot prince by chance?"

"... Sh-shut up."

Oh yeah, this is happening all right. I don't know if anybody else has thought of this before (probably seeing as it's totally not original of me at all) and I'm sorry if I'm totally stealing somebody's story idea by mistake, but I was trying to sleep one night and I was thinking about a really good septiplier story I read earlier that day (as you do) and in it Jack was a mermaid and it was all interesting and creative. (I'll put the story and author in here once I find it again)

But then that got me thinking about the famous Disney movie The Little Mermaid and thinking about how it was originally symbolic of the love the author had for another man and how that love was so unattainable to him because of society (mind you, the original story didn't end happily) And then it finally hit me; Make it Septiplier!

Warning: Romance between two men and probably some teen angst. Don't like, don't read. Simple. Smut is a possibility but extremely unlikely seeing as I value the origin material as an important part of my childhood (and I suck at writing smut), but if I do write any I will put a warning at the beginning and at the end so the people who don't enjoy that sort of thing can skip it completely.

CHEAP SELF-ADVERTISEMENT: Oh, and if you like the whole "septiplier in movie parody" thing I got going here, then you might also like my other book Sin-a-tit, which is basically this, just the movie Titanic instead....
Man, quite a few romances seem to be involved with water, huh? Weird.