Dangly Bells: The Poor But Simple Jester.

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Have you ever wondered what cancer would look like if it were mostly human? I can give you the answer to this burning question in your soul. Dangly Bells, a violent being that usually makes his refuge in unfunny children, but nobody has seen him in centuries. Most presumed him dead after trying to roast Jesus Christ, after all, he did get struck by holy lightning. Now, a child has been born, but not just any child, a misogynistic Hispanic boy. Will Dangly Bells arise once again? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!All Rights Reserved

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