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Shrek Is Katy Perry

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I have a theory that Shrek is secretly Katy Perry -- Proof inside 

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The shitty photo for this was made by my trashy little ass, but I recently changed my username and I cannot be bothered changing it so yeah.All Rights Reserved

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