I never wanted to be a Superhero. Spandex and bright colours were never my style. I was more of a black leather and bank robberies kind of guy. When I learned that I was one of the few that could do something beyond the ordinary, I had some choices laid out before me: become a small-time villain, pretend that everything was normal and live as a rogue, or join the Crawford Academy for the Supernaturally Talented. My name is William Cauthon, and this is the story of how I corrupted my fellow students and became the world's greatest supervillain. That is, after I figured out how to deal with dangerous opponents, deranged superheroes, overwhelming amounts of homework, and worst of all: girls.