The Quest for the Best
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Last published Sun, Sep 25, 2016
so the scene sets in
it's medieval times
and there is our 3 heroes
sitting at a table all by threemselves
threem-selves
them-selves and three
get it
ahahaha
im hilarious
anyways
so this big dude across the bar is just
like
fuckin totally hammered
and he marches over because he doesn't particularly like jim's face
and the big hammered dude is like
"YOU'RE STUPID"
and jim is like "seriously?"
"that is all you got?"
and then alexina is like "seriously dude that is weak af"
actually say a-f
and he's like "oh well you and your trio of uh"
"stupid people"
"go find a better insult"
and so the three take a step out the tavern
and their quest is layed out infront of them
FIND THE WORLDS BEST INSULT
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