Harambe x Harambe: The One Shot.

Warning: This fucking piece of shit story is carcinogenic and fucking stupid; your brain cells will leave after this, and that wouldn't be my responsibility. I'm not sorry.
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Harambe is just chilling out and dragging an idiot black child in the rusty water, and he hears everyone freaking out. What will Harambe do to revenge himself? What love will he face on the way?