The adventurous adventures of Jacob Davis
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Last published Sat, Sep 24, 2016
There once was a boy that was stubborn. He decided to leave home and try to get a girlfriend but was just not good enough. Here is a way to describe that, he was like that loaf of bread at the bakery that is shorter than the others or that one slice of pizza that has a bubble in the crust. And you know how that is, no one wants to date a bubbly pizza crust. So he said he was gonna get him a girl; and her name is Angelina Jolie. Because you know she's single now. #shedumpedbrad Oh and by the way he's 12, so this is gonna be fun
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