stuck in an apple store

stuck in an apple store

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Ongoing<5 mins

Last published Sat, Sep 24, 2016

apple cock iwannadie killme stores

this is actually just like random shit that i thought of or happened while i waited in an apple store haha kill me now please have fun laughing at my pain.

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